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Piss on Dan Patrick

Piss on Dan Patrick

$ 8.00

Since ISIS has been defeated, the economy is booming and oil is back at $100/bbl, our Lt Gov (Dan Patrick, not the sports anchor) had to find an issue that NEEDS OUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. Give hate a warm reception at your bar or restaurant. Contact us about bulk orders for your bar or restaurant.